Sunday, May 04, 2014

Spamtastic!

spamRunning a blog with comments is great fun. Often the messages left by readers are useful to others and informative. Even if they are telling me I've made a mistake I'm happy to see them there.

However, I do approve all comments as the blog also attracts less useful content. In a word; Spam.

I don't like Spam. It doesn't taste very nice (I prefer corned beef) and on the web it's often ridiculous. Take this latest effort:

Wonderful blog! I found it while surfing around on Yahoo News.

Do you have any suggestions on how to get listedd in Yahoo News?
I've been trying for a while but I never seem to get there!

Appreciate it

my website divorce advice for men in nebraska

Seriously? You think that people will be browsing a post telling them how I set up the drive train for a Bantam Tug and then thing, "You know, I'm in Nebraska and a bit fed up with my wife, what a handy link!"

Of course not and to be honest, this isn't what the spamming scum think either. They just want to get a link on my blog so it fools Google that their pathetic site is worthy of some consideration.

Sadly for them, I just read them and laugh. Then I hit "mark as spam" and away they go.

6 comments:

  1. I love spam! Absolutely hilarious stuff. Of course it never gets published on my blog but it does make me laugh, especially as some messages are written in a kind of pidgen English that could almost be some kind of spy code.
    I do moderate the content but I have found the word verification to be unnecessary.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Anonymous1:47 PM

    Shame the internet is full of it. Don't mind the meat myself, but internet, not so much.. You really cant have much unmoderated now a days. Viruses and phishing sites and just plain stupidity. Glad your blog is moderated. I really enjoy the daily posts.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Spam was one reason I changed to another blogging platform. My current one seems mush better at blocking dody comments and letting real ones through.

    I remember one beauty that got caught by my filter, when I wrote a post about a chelsea tractor and referred to it as a "four wheeled pollution machine": I got a spam comment saying "If you want to insure your four wheeled polluting machine, go to (Link) car insurance cheap (Link)"

    I still can't work ot if that was a ver ymart Bot or a spammer with a sense of humour...

    ReplyDelete
  4. I would also guess that these people are just following the "advice" they get on the internet. Most places I have researched on increasing traffic have always said it is important to leave a comment. While most did not advise including a link, they did say that if people liked your comments they would probably click on you, and "somehow" find their way to your page.
    I guess a lot of people are hoping to be internet millionaires.
    I have not had this problem, but I have had inflated page views hoping I would click on them myself. I was pretty surprised when 1000 people checked my page. Since I usually only get single digits I was pretty excited..... until I did some research.
    Oh, the life of an internet blogger.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Huw Griffiths12:37 AM

    Priceless - unlike these wasters and their scams.


    I always thought spam was best served up as fritters.

    Loads of bloggers - and forum administrators - seem to have their own "recipes" for this stuff. However, most of them usually seem to follow the same basic format:

    * Take some spam - you don't want much (preferably none at all) - but you might as well chuck it all into the mix.

    * Chop it up into tiny little pieces.

    * Batter it.

    * Burn it.

    * Spit it out.


    Obviously, it's possible that I might have missed out a couple of steps.

    One (US based) forum site developed their own, distinctive, form of spam baiting - the mods banned the bots - and removed the hyperlinks from the spam - then members piled in to poke fun at the spam and the spammers. They got some choice comments, too.

    After a while, the site changed the routine. They altered the site registration procedure - and the spam seemed to go the way of the dodo.

    Good - even if it spoilt the fun for some people.


    Come to think of it, I'm sure somebody must be looking for a "no questions asked" supplier of dodgy golf clubs - fake diplomas - and "drugs" with badly spelt names.

    Somebody might even wish to take financial "advice" from some shadowy guy - who's desperate to transfer their ill-gotten gains out of some far-away land - in exchange for bank details.

    That somebody is not me.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Mmmm spam, my grandma used to cut it thick, dip it in yorkshire batter and fry!!!
    Yumm

    PS. I hope to make it to BRMA Adelaide Convention

    Glenn (BRMA Member)

    ReplyDelete