This is an official photo of this years Whitehouse Christmas decorations. And it includes a train. According to Fox News, this is "The White House Express".
Melania doesn't look awfully impressed does she?
Maybe The Donald is taking up a new hobby now he's going to have plenty of time on his (small) hands?
I feel there should be a caption competition...
“It looks so small.”
ReplyDeleteObvious, I’m afraid.
Urgh, I knew we shouldn't have invited that Rod Stewart Fellow to the White House with his silly train talk......
ReplyDelete"Is that the Pardon Express?"
ReplyDelete"I wonder how this would look in the clubhouse at that new Trump Golfing Resort in Brazil?"
"What do you mean: «both the missing votes were for some guy called Lionel»?"
Seriously though, I know I'd never make it writing jokes for a living. There are 2 reasons for this:
1/ People don't tend to laugh at my jokes (I can't blame them).
2/ It isn't always easy to hold back from speaking my mind about certain ... errm ... individuals.
To be honest, though, I suspect that you could get a number of suggestions you'd be wary about publishing, for legal reasons.
I could also imagine some people holding back on suggestions they'd really like to come out with, for similar reasons.
I'd probably better start by apologizing to any Glenn Miller aficionados - but I could almost imagine Master Donald shouting at some West Wing staffer:
ReplyDelete"PARDON ME, BOY!! Is that the Sao Paulo choo-choo?"