Big shoes to fill

 

 I was once minding the stage door when Ken Dodd came off stage. He looked at my shoes and said "By jove - are you a copper?" I said I wasn't, to which he replied, "Well you should be. You know what they say about blokes with big feet don't you."

What they say is you can't buy Choo Choo Shoes. 

These should be compulsory wear for model railway shows. We can get our revenge on those noisy DCC layouts!